Yes, I know that I've already had gloves on the list. But aren't these worth at least an honourable mention?! If this is not a gift designed to make the child in you smile and giggle, I don't know what is. These babies are available online at awear. Or, of course, in stores all over Ireland, if you're next traveling in that part of the world :)
PS: While you're there, you might also want to check the party dress section. There might just be a present in there just for you.